Talking to the Hat

One day I was watching the kids playing outside from the window. They were running to and fro, doing all kinds of fun things, like playing with sticks and dirt. It was a very windy day and a little chilly, so they all had hoods or hats on. Pretty soon I heard someone at the back door and as I went to help him in, I could hear Dominic talking. As I opened the door, he said, "Why do you keep doing this to me?" And he threw his hat on the floor and went back outside.