Do you know how long the longest hair on record is?
Well, I'll tell you since I discovered that fact on the back of my shampoo bottle.
18 feet, 5.5 inches!
Can you imagine? That must have been heavy! Not to mention all the logistical problems. Only button-up shirts allowed. Carrying your hair around in a basket. My arms are getting tired just thinking about trying to brush it. And the massive tangles. Ouch!
And you know, that hair must have taken a whole bottle of shampoo to wash it. Of course, it probably didn't get washed much. If ever. Now, there's an icky thought. Right now I'm imagining all the things you could have found in that hair. Are you?